dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

bundere:

click and drag for a SPOOKY MESSAGE

if I hold out my hand

would it change where you’re standing now?

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

dubious-dingocat:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,

Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
Bart is Naruto from Naruto
Homer is Zoro from One Piece
Marge is Rangiku from Bleach

Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

HAKU

officialnatasharomanoff:

the day i don’t reblog this is the day i am deceased

arcwlnd:

what do you mean it’s not christmas yet

i don’t use this 3DS anymore and i have digital copies of these games now so i’m giving the physical copies away along with the console. i’m not interested in selling them because lbr have you ever tried selling gaming stuff

it’s easier to part with as a gift so they might as well go to someone less fortunate than i

  • is this how you do the rules
  • 1 entry for each reblog (reblog as much as you want)
  • 1 entry for each like
  • you don’t have to follow me i don’t care
  • the 3DS and games are european but i’ll ship anywhere
  • the 3DS comes with a stylus and charger
  • i’ll answer questions off anon
  • giveaway ends on november 25 so the things can arrive in time for christmas
  • i won’t announce the winner unless they want me to, in order to protect their privacy

good luck!!

abtchance:

pinkandporcelain:

if we could all stop for a minute and see the depth in this, we’d all be one step closer to being a more understanding sort of people.

For a minute all I saw was the reflection and I was like hey that’s a cute dress but at least get him one in his size and then I realize the message is even deeper and I have so much respect for this.

lovelyy-torment:

Sex lessons from DMMD:

  • Bite the D
  • Fuck the dog
  • Fuck your dying robotic boyfriend
  • Cake is lube
  • AMPUTATING YOUR BOYFRIEND IS THE WAY TO HAPPINESS
  • bite the d
  • bITE THE D
  • BITE THE D
  • BITE THE D
  • B̶̡̧̛̛̻̩̝̖̳͈͇̘̖̥̫̙̺͉̘͔͍͈̬͓̥̲̳̦̪͈̳̥̖͍̩͖̥̈́͐̈́͂̀̋̾̐͊̌̾̑̒́́͒͑͑̆̆̆͑̓̎̈́̉̚͘̕͝͝͠ͅI̵̡̧̱͈͔͙̟̬͔̦̭̮̜̥̺̬̬͈̦̹̲̣̩͓̟͙̒̏̏̓̍̑̊̈́̊̀̀͐̎̀̈̇̍̐̀̊̒̉̀͑̍̋͆̈́̏͘̚͝͠ͅT̸̨̙̬̜̘̺̭̝̬̹̺͖̱̦̹̦̝̤̳̻͖̙͎͕̩̟̼͙̣͇̃̔̂͂̀̀͂̇̅̅̽̇̌́̾̏̏͌͑̔̂́͆̌̕̕͜Ȩ̸̡̡̧̛͙͔͙̘̗̺̰̻̞̯̹̘̩̖̰̰̪͙̱̽͒́̈̓̓̀͌̐̍̈́̋̃̓̔̃͛͒̆̓̎͘͜͠͝͝͝ ̵̧̧̢̨̲̙̰̬̘̯̺͖̳͎͈̝͈͓̖͎̳̮̫̩̯͙͒̇̃̆͐͌͆̃́͗̈́̄͆̄͐̃̽̌̉̇̈̕̚̕͝͝͠ͅͅͅ ̶̡̨̧̖͉̟̲̦̗͚̹̦̲̖͔͚̳̘̙̪͉͚̭̲̪̗͓̠͕̥̊̈́̐̌̍̈́̎͆͛͂̋̽̄̆̑̈́̽͒́́̊̀͑́̏́̃́̋͐̚Ţ̵̢̧̛̛̻̙̠̰̗͓̝͖͖̗͉͉̱̥̗͎͓̲̜̻̺͙͚͈̮̰́̄́̂̂̈́̓̇̈́͐̌̂̈́̄̅̀̽͊̂͛̎̽͜Ḩ̵̢̥̘͓͇̳̰͚̜̰̥̰͕͙̟͓̤̦͈̫̭̠͉̝̳̪͐̊͗͐̎̓͌̀́̀̅̉͛͌̊̀͂́̅̎͋͋̏́̈̿͘̕̕͠͝ͅȨ̷̡̰͙̞̳̺͚̠̼̻͍͖̰̥̱̤̮̣̳̝͈̟̼̈́͂͑̌́̽͐͌͊͗̊̋̆̒͊̇̔̏͊͐̀̎̄̿̔͋̎̋͋̀̽͊̐͘͜ ̵̢̡̨̛̛̯͔̫̪̦͕͍̮̥̻̰͓̖͓̯̮͉̪͓͕̞̟̥͈́̊̇͋̒͛̏̆̈́̆̄̍̌͋̉̈́͐̀̎̕̕͜͜͝ ̷̡̡̛̫̬̠̝̝̞̬͓̘̬̳̩͇̪͈̹͔͉̘͔̭͎̝̖̄̃͛͆̃͆̇̐͛̈̅̀̆͋͐̈́̔̇͌̓̈̐̿̓̋̕̕̚͘͝͝͝ ̶̨͈̭̹͖̪̞͚̦̙̝̟̲̠̗̯͔̥̹̥̲̪̥̰̝̏̈́̏̈́̇͌͗͐͐̍̔͗͆͊͑̊̍͋̂̾̾̉̕͘̚͜͝͠͠D̶̢̧̢̧̡̧̤̘̜̝̹͚̙̖̞͖̯͇̭̙̙͎̹̞̻͓̣͉͕͈͍̫̂͌̊͆͗̽̉̐͆̀̇̒͑̊͆͂̓͌̆̈̏̍̏̉͛͐̂̋̂̆̿̊͋͜͠ͅ

mxcleod:

my dream girl/boy

  • girl or boy
  • alive
  • human (mostly)
  • not dead
  • DEVOURS THE SOULS OF MY ENEMIES
  • can make mac and cheese

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun